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By Freechbear - 17/09/2011 17:21 - United States

Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML

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Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML

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By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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Saturday 17 September 2011 23:58

Chicks before dicks.

snakerake 10

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:03

At least when you fight with your sister you can say "yeah well, I slept with your best friend!"

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gahballs3 6

Sunday 18 September 2011 10:01

hide her stuff when she's sleeping. maybe she wont spend the night anymore.

est000dog 11

Sunday 18 September 2011 12:27

sounds like bad union for you, i hope they dont have an evil plan

dakorok 6

Sunday 18 September 2011 19:36

Wait a minute, I didn't submit this...so how is it up here? Dang it, FML, stop being so close to my life. T_T

sailorfreak_fml 4

Sunday 18 September 2011 20:16

sux to be you bro

Snookie85 19

Sunday 18 September 2011 22:58

Oh that's just wrong.....

CurlyGurlF 6

Monday 19 September 2011 2:33

Aawww man that sucks. I would never do that.

USMCpoolee94 0

Monday 19 September 2011 5:00

I hate when that happens my step sister does that shes a bitch

thejedi08 10

Monday 19 September 2011 21:54

how can your ex girlfriend dump you?

RuleBritannia_fml 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 0:31

Well that's awkward

benniful 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 2:26

that's the wooooorst dude, fyl

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