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By Freechbear - 17/09/2011 17:21 - United States

Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Llamassss 21

Saturday 17 September 2011 23:58

Chicks before dicks.

snakerake 10

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:03

At least when you fight with your sister you can say "yeah well, I slept with your best friend!"

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BrianAlarcon 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:06

That sucks

saIty 17

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:08

Uh oh, who knows what your ex and sis will talk about. Perhaps the size of your shamang-o-tang?

BellaBelle_fml 23

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:18

Why would OP's sister want to discuss her own brother's penis?

djgomezzi9331 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 1:54

To laugh at it? Lol

fatgirllovesfml 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:47

You sick basterd.

youcantwin 8

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:16

Awkward...

ceddyz17 10

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:17

just sounds like ww3 in the making

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:49

I don't know about that but MW3 is already made and coming out soon.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 18 September 2011 2:13

Damn Battlefield fans are everywhere...

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 18 September 2011 2:20

BF > COD.

pixelebrate 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:03

Freeze, I agree with you. PSN or 360?

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:25

You've got a loyal sister.

ErinLacy 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:26

Talk about awkward as fuckkkkkk.

SilentTreatment 7

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:36

Did you at least it one more time before she bounced??

mom2pen 4

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:39

Just say, " I'm outta here, got a date!" make em wonder...

xxMR_SPARKLExx 1

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:47

oh yeah that happened to me !!

Wheredidgrungego 12

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:55

Did she still break up with you??

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 18 September 2011 1:05

Given that OP refers to her as his EX, I thought that was pretty obvious...

rattusrattus 18

Sunday 18 September 2011 1:25

That +1 thumb up was me. It was an accident, which I am going to blame on your stupidity. I meant to hit the +1 on the replier. Unfortunatly I am unable to retract it. Cupcakes, anyone?

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