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By Yoda - 08/07/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

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Friday 8 July 2011 11:45

luke I am your father.

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Friday 8 July 2011 11:44

Nice father.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Friday 8 July 2011 19:30

You seriously think your life is ******? I'd wish for something like this for a birthday present! Best father ever.

brittann2011 0

Friday 8 July 2011 19:39

that's hilarious if you really think about it

KristineM95 1

Friday 8 July 2011 19:45

he sounds hilarious!

chelseaaababyyy 17

Friday 8 July 2011 19:47

lmaooo, pretend to be yoda and go teach him, get a good laugh(:

SneakherHead 5

Friday 8 July 2011 20:32

Lol

fadingfaith 4

Friday 8 July 2011 20:10

I don't understand why people even like Star Wars.

sky22_fml 7

Friday 8 July 2011 20:42

Sounds like a fun time! :)

choose8 0

Friday 8 July 2011 20:51

Way to set and example

RokNRoll11 9

Friday 8 July 2011 20:57

are you short

spp87 0

Friday 8 July 2011 21:27

Greatest dad ever!!! You have nothing to complain about

fabcade 14

Friday 8 July 2011 21:36

I don't think that's a FML. well, maybe for your dad, but not for you.

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