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By Yoda - 08/07/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

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Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML

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Friday 8 July 2011 11:45

luke I am your father.

CookieLovesYou 1

Friday 8 July 2011 11:44

Nice father.

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Demonyx 6

Saturday 9 July 2011 21:01

you should have recorded it

nhcutie96 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 21:31

*saver

bribearr 6

Saturday 9 July 2011 22:27

Actually, it's saber. Maybe you should learn yourself before correcting people.

Peacemaker9 7

Sunday 10 July 2011 1:26

haha awesome dad.

baseballlegitly0 2

Sunday 10 July 2011 2:06

yoda can u teach me the ways of the force too :(

shamonking 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:29

the force is strong in your father young Jedi.

justbigbs 6

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:54

Putting the funny aside, should your dad see alcoholics anonymous. That can tear a family apart, if theres a family still there. But worst comes to worse, get a good paying job and move out.

Patty22 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 4:33

Thats so awesomely funny and cool lol

nickfraxer 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 4:33

I'd love to come to a family gathering!! It'd be epic...

zzman001 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 6:53

i love when that happens

robberry 11

Sunday 10 July 2011 7:06

Quit being a bitch and teach him how to use the force already!

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