Kids: Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season...

By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 23:04 - United States

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

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Sunday 5 August 2012 10:02

I remember the old days where My Little Pony used to be just toys for little girls…

fuzz97 23

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:46

"not many people" except for every single brony. and there are a lot of them.

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KattataFish 4

Sunday 5 August 2012 19:07

Damn bronys..

ultra_notorious 26

Sunday 5 August 2012 19:09

something's wrong here, I stopped watching when I was 7.

MissingNO123 7

Sunday 5 August 2012 19:12

Can someone please tell me how the f^ck this got past moderation

DJ_G11_SMITH 8

Sunday 5 August 2012 19:15

Bronies are gay and they should all die

stoptrying 9

Sunday 5 August 2012 20:59

Someone lost his girlfriend to a brony 20% cooler than him.

Inediblepeaches 15

Sunday 5 August 2012 21:04

Edit: Wrong comment >.< sorry

Hydromicide 6

Sunday 5 August 2012 19:16

What is up with guys liking this stupid show? It was made to appeal to girls.

Calyx_fml 21

Sunday 5 August 2012 19:19

Cutesy crap is nauseating. It's just as bad as Elmo and Barney and Hello Kitty. Makes me want to crank Meshuggah and Cannibal Corpse at 100db.

Sugarsoda 6

Sunday 5 August 2012 19:23

Your son is awesome.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 5 August 2012 19:32

I like Spongebob.

annasher961 11

Sunday 5 August 2012 19:41

BRONIES UNITE

biebslove 2

Sunday 5 August 2012 19:53

Why are you complaining? Your son is clearly the coolest kid ever.

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