Love and Kids: Bewitched - FML

Bewitched

By Frozen Delight - 24/02/2019 22:00 - United States - New York

Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML

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TOP COMMENTS

definte 8

Monday 25 February 2019 7:13

is it wrong that I know exactly which episode and character this is?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 25 February 2019 6:52

You married a Brony? Does that make you a Pega-sister?

Comments

Gofuckyourself 24

Monday 25 February 2019 4:10

Teach em' young

RichardPencil 30

Monday 25 February 2019 6:52

You married a Brony? Does that make you a Pega-sister?

definte 8

Monday 25 February 2019 7:13

is it wrong that I know exactly which episode and character this is?

mccuish 25

Monday 25 February 2019 7:52

It’s not wrong since I also know which episode it is and which pony says it.

thelittlem 15

Monday 25 February 2019 13:18

nope. I know it too

Chloe555_fml 27

Thursday 28 February 2019 7:29

No because Fluttershy is the best pony.

Seamus Delaney 6

Wednesday 25 November 2020 7:07

Nnnope!

Julie Orfield 4

Monday 25 February 2019 9:33

Lighten up, honey.

TxKitten79 10

Monday 25 February 2019 18:11

OMG. That's friggin hysterical!!!!

Jennifer Heinlen 7

Monday 25 February 2019 19:09

Better now than after I do. keep your head up.

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