Animals: Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead....

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 05:40 - Egypt

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

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Monday 24 January 2011 12:18

how sad!

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MadisonDerp 16

Thursday 25 July 2013 21:41

I'm sorry, it's a fear of mine to wake up and pet my dog whilst dead. But really it sucks that your dog died.

ikilledaman 9

Tuesday 20 August 2013 6:53

Dammit Op, now i'm sad. But in all seriousness, I am sorry for your loss. I know how it feels to lose a pet. :(

pookie957 7

Thursday 24 October 2013 4:29

How does she deserve it?!

grumpy94533 11

Thursday 31 October 2013 11:36

Aww. Sorry for your loss

doglover100 28

Thursday 6 March 2014 19:38

What happened?

Whitetommy 8

Tuesday 27 May 2014 10:05

that's really sad, hope it was a "normal death" as a result of aging.

SexyMexi21 23

Sunday 22 June 2014 4:12

Aw. :( I'm sorry for your loss. at least he went peacefully.

mysteryguy3039 33

Monday 1 September 2014 22:01

D,:

me127 17

Thursday 8 January 2015 7:06

awwwww I'm so sorry

tennesseevols19 15

Thursday 6 August 2015 4:27

I'm so sorry

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