By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 21:29 - Denmark

Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML
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needleinmypants_fml 3

did you had a fun night? some ppl have animal fetishes. don't worry I respect it.

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needleinmypants_fml 3

did you had a fun night? some ppl have animal fetishes. don't worry I respect it.

If you're serious, you're a freak. If you're not, your joke is not funny.

kingtz 6

he's a freak for respecting someones choices?

this shouldn't even be an FML. it's perfectly normal to do that.

lol thats funny :D ps first! sorry i had to say it

sassypants93 17

At least you get some action. Be thankful!

I consider watching die hard mor action than that.

There really isn't. At least you know your dog will never betray you OP.

BrittanyPernell6 0

hahaha wow guess the guy that was there musta just played a horrible joke on u at least that's what'd I would go with

there was no human life form that she does sexual intercourse with at this current time

most people call their dog "baby" IN the baby voice. i do that to my chocolate lab all the time. hes my number one man and i would never trade it for the world. i always roll over and kiss him on the head every morning and every night. best cuddle buddy ever. i choose him over my boyfriend even. haha

if you love your dog why did you call him "it"

that what it's like with my baby she's me life I would do anything for her!!

Well only you can change that. If you don't like it go out and find someone.