Intimacy: Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering.... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/03/2012 04:16 - United States

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Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML

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btstig 11

Monday 12 March 2012 12:05

Next time she is in the shower. Sneak up on her and kick her in the vag and yell " **** punt".

808Boyo 4

Monday 12 March 2012 12:04

Poke at her love handles or something and yell "Doubled in size!"

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KafkasKatfish 2

Tuesday 13 March 2012 0:02

Your penis is behind you?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 13 March 2012 17:27

Most people have arms they can use to, you know, reach around...

sean5 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 0:35

That's when u F Uck her and send the video to por nhub

Kar98 6

Tuesday 13 March 2012 0:40

Technically, that still counts as sexual relations with your wife, so quit your whining and consider yourself lucky.

jpjb 6

Tuesday 13 March 2012 0:53

That's just rude but for ur safety I suggest wearing clothes around her from now on

Janelle561 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 0:57

What guy shaves his penis?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 13 March 2012 18:10

Did it say he shaved specifically his penis? No? Calm down.

jwhitbee 3

Tuesday 13 March 2012 22:24

I was shaving my face. My penis just happened to be hanging out.

ilikenumbers1234 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:03

Your wife is awesome

sparklerainbow 5

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:19

I have one word for you: REVENGE!

AntiLove187 4

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:25

Youll live. Lol.

IONRESPECTYOU 4

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:27

Lmao but do the same to her nipple :P

SoultheWolf 19

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:31

LOL that sounds like something I would do! Except I woudln't flick it hard enough to hurt him.

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