Intimacy: Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering.... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/03/2012 04:16 - United States

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Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML

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btstig 11

Monday 12 March 2012 12:05

Next time she is in the shower. Sneak up on her and kick her in the vag and yell " **** punt".

808Boyo 4

Monday 12 March 2012 12:04

Poke at her love handles or something and yell "Doubled in size!"

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pappuyarr 1

Tuesday 13 March 2012 5:03

Oouuuuuch, damn you stupid bitch, i was getting ready to have sex , now my pepe stick wont come out :-/

SitoXSlayer 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 5:29

As painful as that sounds, she has a fun side. When you catch her off guard, pinch her clit.

4leafclover888 3

Tuesday 13 March 2012 6:06

Lmao ouch that sucks for you OP but that is hilarious i know some people who would do that ......

HooHooHa 6

Tuesday 13 March 2012 6:30

Next time you have sex, thrust your dick into her ass as hard as you can while screaming "PENETRATION"

Theend2008 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 6:45

Lmao xD

xela96 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 7:25

Time for a clam slam

imaghostbusteryo 1

Tuesday 13 March 2012 7:41

Now that's just mean!!

goddamniluvme 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 8:15

I'd of punched her boob.... >:(

paddy9238 1

Tuesday 13 March 2012 15:27

Slip it in her arse

Webslinger66 10

Tuesday 13 March 2012 18:31

Wow. Hit her like she burned the toast

billybob1890 10

Tuesday 13 March 2012 19:01

You need to put that bitch in here place! It's called SMACK-A-HO!

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