Animals: Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float...

By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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Sorry, little dude

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Tuesday 9 September 2014 21:13

You're probably going to die of some horrible virus, or maybe bubonic plague.

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Saturday 6 December 2014 18:14

Be glad you hadn't already eaten the mouse turd.

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