Rope Swing Fail By FML Videos - 30/10/2018 00:30 Cannonball! I agree, your life sucks 171 You deserved it 249 Share Tweet Share
Today, I located my birth dad and asked him why I was put into care. Turns out my mom died, and since he hadn’t wanted me in the first place, he just gave me away and hoped to never see me again. He didn’t even invite me in, he threw a beer at me and threatened to call the cops unless I left. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 531 You deserved it 233
Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML I agree, your life sucks 19 963 You deserved it 1 437
Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline because it seemed useless. This afternoon, I did a backflip, got my hair stuck in the springs, ripped out a chunk of my hair, and face planted it into the brick pavers. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 749 You deserved it 80 171
Today, it was only as my boyfriend met my dad for the first time that I realised how alike they are. Same opinions, same dress sense, same moustache and beard, same height and body shape, similar jobs and cars, and they support the same rugby team. They got on like a house on fire as soon as they met. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 806 You deserved it 742
Today, accustomed to dealing with my old car's faulty accelerator, I pressed the pedal way too hard in my new car and crashed into a pillar, totaling the engine, and giving myself a concussion. I could still see the dealership down the street. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 551 You deserved it 4 239
Today, I saw someone accidentally leave their headlights on downtown. Trying to be a helpful, I chased them down 2 blocks only to be informed that their headlights automatically turn off. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 872 You deserved it 6 610
I can see that you did not pay attention in physics class.