Love: Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend....

By anon - 01/02/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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By dmachin - 08/02/2010 19:30 - France

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandfather kept on asking me questions about my girlfriend, and was obviously proud of the things he remembered about her. The only thing he couldn't remember is that we broke up. I had to talk with him about our "great relationship" for over an hour. FML

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wyleanda 18

Monday 1 February 2016 23:11

your great grandmother has a side man.

cheesyfeet2001 31

Monday 1 February 2016 23:11

Still a better love story than twilight.

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brunanolasco 11

Monday 1 February 2016 23:20

At least she's having a good time..

en124to79 16

Monday 1 February 2016 23:26

this just made my day

Shayn_25 18

Monday 1 February 2016 23:26

Bad Grandma ?

tiger820 20

Tuesday 2 February 2016 1:43

dirty grandma!.....?

edmunson 22

Monday 1 February 2016 23:26

At 90 she deserves all the men she can line up...way to go grandma!!

nash1991 20

Monday 1 February 2016 23:29

She has more game than I do. Props to her!

Sandman2015 12

Monday 1 February 2016 23:33

Go grandman.

EyRaB 17

Monday 1 February 2016 23:36

She's clearly living out her golden years the right way for a player. Nice!

heyalmao 13

Monday 1 February 2016 23:43

Perfect opportunity to blackmail ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

barista143 5

Monday 1 February 2016 23:48

You go nanna!!!!!

GuyOnBridge 14

Tuesday 2 February 2016 0:02

once a ***** always a *****

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