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By Anonymous - 08/09/2021 23:01 - Germany - Dresden

Today, after thinking only dogs needed chew-toys, I learned my lesson after my kittens ate my menstrual cup. FML

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Thursday 9 September 2021 19:35

My cat ate mine too. And he had plenty of toys to play with.

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Alc627 3

Thursday 9 September 2021 19:35

My cat ate mine too. And he had plenty of toys to play with.

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