Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML - FML

By chellegbelle - 14/05/2014 21:46 - United States - Graham

Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML

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Tyl0 5

Thursday 15 May 2014 12:48

Move?

greeneyebeauty9 28

Thursday 15 May 2014 12:51

I'm curious as to how you found that out..

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worldclassrager 39

Thursday 15 May 2014 23:09

That's not creepy at all... Better than caskets/coffins right?

mybubbles2000 13

Thursday 15 May 2014 23:42

I would keep my eyes on them.

PeachiePrincess 16

Thursday 15 May 2014 23:59

MOVE. NOW.

blackfox0912 3

Friday 16 May 2014 0:36

disturbia

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 16 May 2014 0:49

Does he work for a "legitimate" business?

The_Notebrooke 6

Friday 16 May 2014 0:59

Lets hope you don't end up in one...

TcheQ 12

Friday 16 May 2014 2:30

Used ones?

HockeyGirlLover 7

Friday 16 May 2014 3:15

Run and run fast!

_G0D_ 9

Friday 16 May 2014 3:36

Me too!

EuphoricSadness 18

Friday 16 May 2014 4:00

Honestly I don't see what the big deal is. Sure they're body bags, but are they just collecting for fun, do they have some very horrible issues, or is it only when they know you're around?

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