Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML

By chellegbelle - 14/05/2014 21:46 - United States - Graham

Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML

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Tyl0 5

Thursday 15 May 2014 12:48

Move?

greeneyebeauty9 28

Thursday 15 May 2014 12:51

I'm curious as to how you found that out..

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CurlyQute 17

Thursday 15 May 2014 15:28

Ummm I think it's time to find a nicer home...

MelTheGreat 23

Thursday 15 May 2014 15:45

First, that's weird. Second, how did you find out? Third, avoid them.

PrincessCastiel 27

Thursday 15 May 2014 16:10

What a unique hobby. He could join a neighborhood "Collecting body bags" club.

IAmMe204 25

Thursday 15 May 2014 16:14

How exactly did you find this out? o.O

Omniprism 14

Thursday 15 May 2014 16:56

Okaaaaayyyy....

communisttaco 16

Thursday 15 May 2014 17:03

Don't worry. It's all part of his plan. You'll all find out in the end

ibanghellokitty 8

Thursday 15 May 2014 21:33

( O A O;) ......

cwaziemamma 16

Thursday 15 May 2014 17:06

WTF???

cwaziemamma 16

Thursday 15 May 2014 17:07

Why???

cwaziemamma 16

Thursday 15 May 2014 17:08

How did that even come up in conversation?

cwaziemamma 16

Thursday 15 May 2014 17:09

How would they even get ahold of one in the first place, let alone a second to start a collection?

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