Intimacy: Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage....

By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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By caught - 09/01/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

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Saturday 7 April 2012 16:16

Thats nasty

jerseyboy732 16

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:21

please don't fap to the flap

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neffygamez 6

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:29

That's nasty bro

kmt12890 5

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:32

Gah no no no. Images. Ahhh.

jaff23 11

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:37

Why, man?

immaMonsta 8

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:46

That's something I would never admit if I had done something like that. Oh, and YDI.

guerillazinsuits 1

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:50

You sick ****.

yeahbuddy193 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 19:01

That's not very awk… (looks away)

DTJames 7

Saturday 7 April 2012 19:23

The sagger the better! Let em fly as you raid her rump.

yesicafuentes 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 19:30

sick

Remzy27 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 19:37

That's just creepy...

THEsuperMANLYman 10

Saturday 7 April 2012 19:38

OP, YOU SICK **** :)

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