Intimacy: Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage....

By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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By caught - 09/01/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

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Saturday 7 April 2012 16:16

Thats nasty

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COolErKiD1414 0

Monday 9 April 2012 6:17

That's so ****** up!!!!

night_saint 5

Monday 9 April 2012 15:18

You sick #%?!

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 9 April 2012 16:07

It's always that long loving lingering look that gets you in trouble. It's Harold and Maude all over again.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 9 April 2012 16:23

It was "back cleavage", wasn't it? Admit it...

fencer49 0

Monday 9 April 2012 17:18

Incest is wincest?

annnnnahhhh 0

Monday 9 April 2012 17:26

I think it's time you got yourself a girlfriend

loverboy666 6

Monday 9 April 2012 21:34

Dude she's old and ur grandma u need some bad and soon

High1Hopes3 2

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:39

Ew dont put that on here, gross.

hayeswashere 2

Tuesday 10 April 2012 4:20

SHIT. I just realized I saw my grandmas ****... -.- FML.

herpeliciouz 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:02

kinky

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