Work: Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield....

By wils - 24/07/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML

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By El Camino - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

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By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

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Saturday 24 July 2010 19:16

rubbing alcohol should take it right off

onnielief 4

Saturday 24 July 2010 19:21

You could wash your windshield.

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Huney206 3

Wednesday 16 January 2013 12:55

Hair spray will take it off

ProctorKProducti 5

Sunday 4 May 2014 2:33

Sue?

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 4 August 2014 23:34

Sue for what? It comes off easily with rubbing alcohol. The OP would be laughed out of court.

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