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By Crashburn - 16/01/2012 11:09 - United Kingdom

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

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bene201 0

Monday 16 January 2012 16:11

Shit happens

rckstrtmmy 4

Monday 16 January 2012 16:12

YDI for dating a dirty bastard.

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curly1022 1

Monday 16 January 2012 20:15

Omg mortifying

dirtysellers85 0

Monday 16 January 2012 20:27

Nothing says true love like a shit mark on ur stomach

Okayitwasme 0

Monday 16 January 2012 20:31

Ah ha haa ha! That would really suck!

abiii97x 0

Monday 16 January 2012 21:35

:(

Baia_girl77 11

Monday 16 January 2012 22:00

Nasty.

candy4567 3

Monday 16 January 2012 22:15

Your problem

Jibblets2367 7

Monday 16 January 2012 22:39

Smells like love

PRpandaz 6

Monday 16 January 2012 22:51

Naked wrestling? That seriously sounds actually pretty fun. (no sarcasm)

billreines 0

Monday 16 January 2012 22:55

Why his ass was on your stomach is a mystery to me

Darwin03 1

Monday 16 January 2012 23:17

Eww

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