Sex, Farts and Intimacy: Sneaky - FML

Sneaky

By crazy_bitch122 - 29/06/2011 05:13 - United States

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Today, while we were making love, he farted, then blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 29 June 2011 12:00

At least he didn't shit on the sheets.

loveexgirl 15

Wednesday 29 June 2011 12:37

27 ... wtf?

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Gigaboo 0

Friday 9 December 2011 4:58

did he fart or queef?

nikazone 0

Saturday 10 November 2012 4:55

First of all if your not intelligent enough to make a proper sentence your probably not smart enough to understand passing gas is natural. Which probably means you should be taking this time to learn how to tighten your helmet not attempt to write an FML. FYL good try though, stickers for everyone.

MisUnFortunate 31

Tuesday 3 December 2013 2:10

"...if your not intelligent enough" Yeah you're done.

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