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By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 06:00

Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea, all over my husband's legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML

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Allie614032 34

Sunday 19 November 2017 7:35

Not sure why there are so many YDIs... a fart can be controlled (most often), but diarrhea can't be nearly as easy. If you didn't know you had diarrhea beforehand, there was no reason to assume that a fart would release it.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 19 November 2017 6:08

I’m glad there wasn’t a cup around. And so are a bunch of fifth-graders!

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 19 November 2017 6:08

I’m glad there wasn’t a cup around. And so are a bunch of fifth-graders!

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 19 November 2017 7:22

An eye for an eye.

Allie614032 34

Sunday 19 November 2017 7:35

sillymama 21

Sunday 19 November 2017 11:28

Agreed. She wasn't expecting It and s**t happens from time to time.

Symphoniaes 32

Sunday 19 November 2017 8:20

Oh honey I am so sorry to hear that! Just reading this made me wanna go shower. FYL ?

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 19 November 2017 10:32

So I take it the guy has the ***** with you right now, eh?

Septembero 15

Sunday 19 November 2017 15:07

I'm so sorry! What a shitty situation.

bidet 9

Sunday 19 November 2017 17:49

fifty shades of brown

tonyfan00 38

Sunday 19 November 2017 20:12

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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EmDizzle2007 28

Monday 20 November 2017 12:53

I think you kinda missed the point of **** my life. Stuff like this is EXACTLY what this place was made for.

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 22 November 2017 4:39

If you don't like what you read on the site, you don't have to come here. And the ones marked with a chili pepper are a little, uh, risque, so you can easily avoid them. Bye, Felipe!

Madrias 36

Sunday 19 November 2017 21:47

Never trust a fart.

piinksock 17

Sunday 19 November 2017 23:02

Why would you hold a fart with your husband anyway? My husband gets a "hold on, I have to fart" and he continues right on. Maybe we have a weird marriage.