Weddings, Cars, Awkward and Love: Rainy day

Rainy day

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

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fantasyworld 37

Monday 16 March 2015 20:07

I've heard umbrellas are pretty useful.

DarkCvengence 15

Monday 29 June 2015 17:17

someone should gave had a ******* umbrella so you could walk and not run that's bullshit I feel really bad for you but Congrats on getting married

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