Weddings, Cars, Awkward and Love: Rainy day

Rainy day

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

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Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:04

Awwww, that sucks!!! but congratulations!!

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Comments

Quall1357 0

Friday 22 July 2011 1:42

I'm sorry!! Congrats though, I hope your wedding was wonderful!

roxiesugarsizzle 0

Friday 22 July 2011 1:46

YDI for choosing to get married In a wedding dress. should have just gone to city hall

lexi0413 1

Friday 22 July 2011 6:32

how does that happen poor thang

Sofargone05 0

Friday 22 July 2011 8:00

Wow maybe its a sign.... Id say he is not the one for you.

nika10105 14

Friday 22 July 2011 10:23

that's what umbrellas are for but congrats!!!

CharredFrogLegs 2

Friday 22 July 2011 23:26

Eh. no biggie. Just a spur of the moment "TTD photoshoot" before the wedding. At very least you can say your wedding dress was one of a kind :)

Burning_Star_IV 3

Saturday 23 July 2011 2:15

You don't get as wet if you just walk.

Musickal 16

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:51

If your spouse loves you, he won't care that you're covered in mud.

hhaile12988 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 4:01

ever heard of an umbrella?

kathryn_21 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:19

So sorry. The limo should have had an umbrella and the driver could have helped you in.

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