School, Birthday and Teenagers: Not anyone's favorite

Not anyone's favorite

By Anonymous - 13/11/2022 10:00

Today, everyone at school told me to wish my brother a happy birthday. We're twins. FML

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By Boyufd - 19/06/2021 00:01

Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML

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Boyufd 24

Sunday 13 November 2022 13:42

I had experience this a couple of times. it's not fun.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 13 November 2022 15:10

And I'm sure they'll tell him to wish you a happy birthday when that day comes. When would that be?

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Boyufd 24

Sunday 13 November 2022 13:42

I had experience this a couple of times. it's not fun.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 13 November 2022 15:10

And I'm sure they'll tell him to wish you a happy birthday when that day comes. When would that be?

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