Birthday and Jealousy: Golden child

Golden child

By Lennell - 24/08/2022 02:00

Today it's my twin brother's and my birthday, and like every year people wish him a happy birthday instead of me. FML

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phile 15

Wednesday 24 August 2022 2:23

Happy birthday man don't let trivial things like that get you down on your special day

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 24 August 2022 3:19

When is your birthday?

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phile 15

Wednesday 24 August 2022 2:23

Happy birthday man don't let trivial things like that get you down on your special day

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 24 August 2022 3:19

When is your birthday?

Yudith 25

Thursday 25 August 2022 0:54

Happy birthday to you!

DLBL 20

Saturday 23 August 2025 2:23

Sorry to hear that. Maybe well-wishers can't tell you apart on the fly and don't mean to be negligent of you.

DLBL 20

Saturday 23 August 2025 2:25

Sorry to hear that. Maybe well-wishers can't tell you apart on the fly and don't mean to be negligent of you.

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