Let me Slytherin

By Wisconsin love - 13/12/2010 17:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
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lil_miss_blair 0

don't complain, your boyfriend rocks.

After that, did he conjure up an ****** with his "magic wand"?

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I thought parseltongue allowed you to speak to snakes, not fish?

nikkiryan1216 0

my boyfriend read this and said it would be funny to try..thanks so much OP

Blue_Eyes08 0
EvilDave 13

He is your boyfriend and you knew he was an Potter-loser. What did you expect?