Intimacy: Let me Slytherin - FML

Let me Slytherin

By Wisconsin love - 13/12/2010 17:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

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TOP COMMENTS

lil_miss_blair 0

Monday 13 December 2010 23:01

don't complain, your boyfriend rocks.

SynchronicityII 0

Monday 13 December 2010 23:03

After that, did he conjure up an ****** with his "magic wand"?

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thisguy22 33

Wednesday 15 December 2010 3:17

epic win. he's a keeper.

musicismylife21 5

Wednesday 15 December 2010 7:01

oh my god your boyfriend is hilarious

tomatopants 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 7:14

If your boyfriend speaks parseltongue, you need to dump his ass immediately. Lame.

BrazilK 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 8:12

there is always someone with a stupid question about vaginas

Oli728 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 20:01

Looool legend!

Puumastafunk 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 22:52

I must try this now.

TOL_fml 6

Thursday 16 December 2010 4:08

I think we all need to meet this boyfriend of yours. From zero to parseltounge ******' hero! I'll send my owl over with my schedule so we can arrange plans.

auto_da_fe 2

Thursday 16 December 2010 4:26

Some girls FML about the funniest things their boyfriends do. I would love it if my boyfriend did half of those "My boyfriend said/did something silly (before whatever sexual act)."

Zahara17 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 8:46

haha that's just ******* awesome.

KayAyBee 3

Thursday 16 December 2010 19:18

LMAO. Win!!

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