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It hurts when I pee

By yomamma787 - 24/11/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 24 November 2009 20:04

What a prick.

Stumblebum30 5

Tuesday 24 November 2009 20:24

do you think the world is your toilet? dumb ass

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taybaby18 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 20:32

cmon guys, do you have nothing better to do than sit around posting fake FMLs?

justjayit 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 21:33

I laughed my ass off at the sheer fact that you were peeing on a cactus. Really? A cactus? Why would you even...?

dmc0143 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:41

Awesome. I wish I could pee on a cactus.

sexysk8er 0

Friday 27 November 2009 5:55

I know so many people that pee on cacti... Don't ask but I just have to LMFAO

53XYJ355 0

Friday 27 November 2009 7:56

FAKE ITS A CARTOON ANIMATION ON MY PHONE U LYING BITCH >:(

LolWaitWut 0

Friday 27 November 2009 11:47

Poor cactus.. First it got peed on then it got crushed... :(

Unsure_1 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 21:27

Maybe next time you should try using the bathroom.

xsmiLey_faceex3 0

Monday 30 November 2009 23:02

Ha. You deserved it. Why were you peeing on a cactus? That's what toliets are for; not plants.

jbrizzle 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 3:18

The people who think YDI obviously don't live in the SouthWest. I live in Tucson have 2 bathrooms and 4 of us live in the house. Cacti get peed on a LOT.

in2deep96 5

Saturday 5 December 2009 5:24

ok u were peeing in a cactus why?

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