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Halloween freakout

By cuz803 - 01/11/2022 16:00

Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 1 November 2022 16:34

You were assaulted for dressing like a murderer from a MOVIE? People take this stuff way too seriously.

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MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 1 November 2022 16:34

You were assaulted for dressing like a murderer from a MOVIE? People take this stuff way too seriously.

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