Health, Weird and Injury: Fragile

Fragile

By lithium-dreams - 16/07/2022 22:00

Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2020 14:00

Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML

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Today, I cut my finger trying to open a door. Yes, I am just as confused as you are. FML

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By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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Sunday 17 July 2022 19:14

No shame in using a pair of pliers or a wrench. Overkill? Maybe but some of those caps are practically welded on!

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Sunday 17 July 2022 1:32

You should really see a doctor cause that ain’t normal

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AzraelAngelus 15

Sunday 17 July 2022 1:32

You should really see a doctor cause that ain’t normal

CheeseMakesMeFart 4

Sunday 17 July 2022 2:55

Unless the bottle was really stuck! In that case get a different kind

Jesse Duff 15

Sunday 17 July 2022 7:53

was it some kind of metal poptop?

SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 17 July 2022 19:14

No shame in using a pair of pliers or a wrench. Overkill? Maybe but some of those caps are practically welded on!

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