Clothes, Awkward, Underwear and Miscellaneous: Flavor of the month

Flavor of the month

By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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shimmyya88 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:07

You definitely deserve it. Why would you stick your whole head in when you can easily pick out a few pieces and check.

elfuin 0

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I don't believe he was talking about poop...

Comments

it__happens 17

Wednesday 15 January 2014 1:15

That's nasty.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 31 January 2014 18:11

Well you know which one is which now... Depending if that's a laundromat or your own home sort load fold load until finished...

dannnngthatsux 19

Friday 3 April 2015 7:46

Ok. one thought. I understand the implications, but think about it. When you were born, I promise you smelled like mom hootchi over every inch. No wonder babies look like they are making 'stinky face.'