Miscellaneous: Good smell

Good smell

By smellslikeroses - 30/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML

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Sammy Emnace Deleon 11

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Wtf

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Your shit don’t stink.

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TCRII 29

Monday 30 December 2019 5:59

Your shit don’t stink.

Sammy Emnace Deleon 11

Monday 30 December 2019 11:32

Wtf

Yudith 25

Monday 30 December 2019 14:23

We found the real princess!

Mooglefox 23

Monday 30 December 2019 19:19

What have you been eating?

JasonThorn 20

Wednesday 1 January 2020 3:43

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