Kids, Embarrassing, Inappropriate, Awkward and Animals: Bad boy - FML

Bad boy

By Sissy - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was standing in a long line at the Post Office when my 3 year-old son started rubbing up and down my leg. I asked him what he was doing and he said loudly, "I'm humping you like Simon humps me!" Everyone looked at me in shocked horror. Simon is our dog. FML

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null_fml 11

Sunday 6 December 2009 9:50

Before reading the last sentence, I assumed he meant a dog. I'm sure everyone around did too. Embarrassing still, but not as bad as it could be.

glorbnakcs 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 9:59

Solution: Mention to those around you that Simon is your dog. Not really a big deal.

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imhope 23

Sunday 5 January 2014 5:06

Lmao that's nasty

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 12 July 2014 17:39

Time to get him neutered.

Superplayer421 7

Sunday 7 February 2016 19:37

Punch the ******* kid in the face

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