Animals, Dogs and Relatable: Love is love

Love is love

By Taylor505 - 07/10/2024 08:00 - United States - Ocala

Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML

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Victoria Stillwell has good trick about how to deal with humping in "It's me or the dog", but it works better if you have your boyfriend neutered.

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Yudith 25

Monday 7 October 2024 18:47

Victoria Stillwell has good trick about how to deal with humping in "It's me or the dog", but it works better if you have your boyfriend neutered.

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Tuesday 8 October 2024 10:46

and the dog

GoogieWithers 23

Monday 7 October 2024 21:15

Time for a vet visit✂️✂️

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Monday 7 October 2024 23:13

Congratulations!💕

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