Drama!
By RUFckingSrs - 22/12/2015 02:42 - United States - San Francisco
By RUFckingSrs - 22/12/2015 02:42 - United States - San Francisco
By ET - 21/12/2015 23:30 - United States - Glendale
By bahhumbug - 21/12/2015 18:25 - United States - Seattle
By Sonata90 - 20/12/2015 06:36 - Canada - Lewisporte
By SexxiKitty - 19/12/2015 22:45 - United States - San Francisco
Hey everyone! OP here hoping to give you all some clarity! First off, I wasn't high but I was tired and I wasn't wearing my glasses. I live on a farm in the middle of bumble-**** nowhere and we have a small tree, about 5'6" tall, a little ways off our back porch. It was about 2:00 a.m. and my young daughter had gotten sick on her sheets so I was running to put them in the washing machine (which is in the barn) so that they wouldn't stain. I heard a rustling sound and I thought I saw a person moving out of the corner of my eye. Without my glasses and the fact that it was really dark mixed with my overall anxiety because my husband wasn't home caused me to drop the sheets and run back into the house to protect my kids. I know it's stupid and really horrible that I wasted precious resources on something so trivial but I was terrified. My husband is the head of a very small drug task force and even though we live in a pretty sleepy town, he still gets threats now and again. Furthermore we recently moved from Sacramento because I was almost kidnapped about 2 years ago while I was walking home from the park with my kids and I didn't want to take ANY chances. I was treated with respect by the great officers who came out and my husband was immediately notified. He wasn't able to come home right away but one of his off duty officers came by and stayed on the couch the rest of the night. Thank you all for the well wishes and I appreciate all the great puns!! :)
By for the whored - 18/12/2015 20:46 - United States - Corpus Christi
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By tara - 18/12/2015 17:49 - Switzerland - Zug
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By phone-less - 17/12/2015 02:47 - United States - East Peoria
By hi_im_ughlee - 16/12/2015 00:32
Turns out it was just hormones. As you can see, I am a girl, so that kinda set my sister off because she wants her son to look like a boy. Also, my sister and I looked very much alike when we were growing up, so that could be why my mother sees a resemblance in my nephew. Anyway, she said it was nothing against me she's just emotionally overwhelmed, but hey I got an FML and a laugh out of it! Thanks for the congrats, hope it made you all laugh too! (:
By BangBangBzzz - 15/12/2015 22:01
By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford
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By noodlesandmilk - 13/12/2015 14:10 - Australia - Canberra
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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:54 - United States - Torrance
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By AlwaysRejected - 10/12/2015 15:53 - United States - Fremont
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By anonymous - 07/12/2015 13:28 - United States - Mandeville
By False_Stupidity - 06/12/2015 18:19 - Australia - Hawker
Tried floss but that didn't work. Ended up buying some plastic toothpicks and was able to eventually pry the food and splinter free. I think I'll be using plastic from now on after this experience.
By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 06:49 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 05:44 - United States
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OP here, just wanted to expand on this to answer some questions. Both bank and credit cards are joint for us— the act of bringing in the income and shopping for the “perfect” gift is what we consider the act of gifting within our relationship. The price on the credit card bill was not the factor that would have ruined the surprise as it was planned to show as a paypal purchase and he already knew I had bought him a gift; the surprise was in knowing what the gift actually was. Customer service, on the other hand, doesn't usually call anyone to confirm purchases—I have purchased far more expensive things without receiving a call before. I just got unlucky this time I guess! His surprise came in early and he was still happy. For those wondering why we have joint accounts while dating; we’ve been together for six years as common-law partners and our relationship is built on trust and honesty. He got a gamer girlfriend but I got lucky with a good man!