By bglenney - 15/08/2013 09:47 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
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By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
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ViRepz 28

There has to be a term for that, like there is for sharted?

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mulumequitem 6

It's astounding how are bodies can do so many things at once and all at the same time forcing us to bare embarrassment greater than if it were just one of those things. If you wish to avoid being made fun of, quit your job, move to Mexico. Start cooking meth with a 99.1% purity and sell it to the cartels and enjoy a nice 7 1/2 million dollar a year job.

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hollywoodt1ts 15

Time for you to invest in depends! Sucks for you, OP

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goliatron 9

You should get a raise for that ability to multitask at work!

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retroblonde97 8

At least you got to show your colleagues how good at multitasking you are...

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Cynical_1 26

Look at the bright side...at least you didn't shit yourself.

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Smalltownhog95 4

Like from Grown Ups 2?! OMIGOSH.... Epic

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