By bglenney - 15/08/2013 09:47 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
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Same thing different taste

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
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ViRepz 28

There has to be a term for that, like there is for sharted?

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imdabess 9

you truely gave them everything you had to offer

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xxsadie03xx 7

Had to laugh, this reminded me of "grown ups 2"

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AshesNicole623 17

If you're pregnant, it's okay. If not, paper bag for your face?

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SparkleFace 14

You should consider yourself lucky that you got to share your unique experience with so many others!

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Dusty_Busters 15

Oh no! (in the voice of that guy from family guy)

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graceinsheepwear 33

Kiegels help stress incontinence, such as from sneezing.

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