By bglenney - 15/08/2013 09:47 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
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By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
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ViRepz 28

There has to be a term for that, like there is for sharted?

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merik225 14

That's like the holy trinity of embarrassment. Sorry OP :)

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MrZsDad 19

I call bullshit. They many bodily functions at the same time would create a rift in space time, or at minimum a black hole. It just can't have happened.

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lylotrezor 20

It could have been such an incredible experience, but you had to go and waste it with a presentation.

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cookie1207 19

Wow thats amazing! One can usually do two things at the same time but three!!! You might wanna look into a new record! if you shat too that would just be awesome FYL!

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Trish01 23

Thanks for that, OP. As if I weren't scared enough of public speaking as it is.

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Qualdog12 12

I'm really sorry that happened but this post made me laugh so hard I almost did the same thing myself!!!

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