By bglenney - 15/08/2013 09:47 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
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By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
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ViRepz 28

There has to be a term for that, like there is for sharted?

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MissEmma_fml 22

It could have been worse, at least you didn't shit as well.

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afragilesheep 12

You can now add the ability to multitask to your resume. Always a useful skill.

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Whydoucare24 8

Are u pregnant???

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pazuzus_intern 10

Eh you might be able to play this off... Was it like a little fart and trickle or did you just let loose?

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Cindy_Smiles 12

things happens.. nobody's perfect.

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Omniprism 14

How horrible. I hope it didn't show and you kept going.

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