By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19
The Top
*Cough cough*
By Anonymous - 14/07/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom
Creepy guy
By GOAWAY - 26/12/2014 23:06 - United States - Jefferson City
By Grand Slam - 10/09/2013 18:44 - Belgium - Leuven
Agony
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Pay no mind
By Jlhfan90 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Easyjet
By anonymous - 07/01/2011 20:21 - United States
By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 00:57 - Australia
Oh, the irony
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 00:11 - United States - Castle Rock
Bigmouth strikes again
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By Dreamcatcher1229 - 04/09/2013 07:23 - United States - Long Beach
Dreamcatcher1229 tells us more.
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By MisUnFortunate - 16/12/2014 18:42 - United States - Stevenson
MisUnFortunate tells us more.
Hi, I posted this FML. So the goats have escaped their pen and climbed onto the shed roof, don't ask me how because I have no idea. They also attack the watchdog we got specifically to watch them. Poor guy. If my mom didn't like having goats so much I'd have already sacrificed them to Satan, believe me.
By laughing-stock - 02/09/2013 21:40 - United Kingdom - Swindon
Spooked
By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States
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By TattedAsian - 11/01/2010 07:28 - United States
TattedAsian tells us more.
TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.
Dream baby dream
By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 22:28 - United Kingdom
By PictureLess - 10/01/2010 17:14 - United States
Right in the snowglobes
By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 14:02 - United Kingdom - Tilehurst
Self-respect?
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First!
By marryinghimanyway - 29/08/2013 02:21 - Australia - Brisbane
Grow up
By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 20:01
Nice guys
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By feelinblue - 23/06/2009 11:31 - Australia
With friends like these…
By Anonymous - 04/10/2020 05:01
Superficial chud
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Funtime!
By kengu - 23/10/2011 21:02 - Norway
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That's fair. The back story is that I said yes to her offer because her other work is actually quite good. Her other wedding photos for previous instances looked beautiful, and that's how I assumed mine would turn out. I take responsibility, my husband and I shouldn't have assumed anything. I found out after the wedding that she doesn't like him much to begin with, soooooo I guess putting two and two together I can reasonably say that her distaste has something to do with the shotty and neglectful work. To answer a previous question here, forgive me for not answering the asker directly, the shots we ened up with for the ceremony itself were one of the first kiss, one of our intro as a married couple, and several blurred shots of mostly the audience with a hint of ceremony at the background. She did get my brother walking me down, but not of the beidesmaids and groomsmen. And mind you, she and I DID discuss in advance what events and who in the party we wanted pictured, as well as my request to catch as much of the reception as possible. We had a lot of friends and family travel from far away, and I had asked for more pictures of everyone together, mingling, and enjoying themselves. And thank you to whomever suggested we retouch some of the pictures, we've actually been working on that project and it's going well so far. So all in all I'd like to say that while I was disappointed in the outcome and the sad realization that my sister and I don't have the best of relationships, My husband and I are happy regardless and, thanks to other guests, still ended up with some good pictures. Also, a friend filmed the ceremony itself from beginning to end, so we're going to try to get some stills from that. This is a good lesson in perspective, I guess. Yeah, the situation ended in an FML for one particular detail, albeit an important one, but hey, at least my husband didn't bail out at the altar, or I didn't throw up or something. :-P Okay, sorry for that novel. lol Carry on!