TheLemonMan - 15/10/2015 18:04 - United States - Lincolnshire
TheLemonMan
It's all balls to me
anonymous - 01/12/2016 16:00 - United States - Saint Paul
Patronizing
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Anonymous - 20/09/2015 15:23
I'll take what I can get
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Szaszaspasz - 24/08/2015 22:35 - Canada - Victoria
Szaszaspasz
Hi! It's the OP. The blister formed earlier in the day because of a new pair of running shoes I was breaking in. The blister didn't seem too bad, but it got filled up as the day progressed. As I got into the car, it burst. I never let on because my shoes were not open-toes. The date was great, we went to Pizza Hut, but I got tomato sauce on my outfit. I'm a klutz FML This was in 1990. I was too nervous to run back up to my barracks and do something about the blister. I was 19 at the time.
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sadgirlhours - 26/08/2019 19:01 - United States - Gulfport
I'm outta here
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CliffyB03 - 01/08/2016 21:00 - United States - Coraopolis
CliffyB03
I'm actually surprised this one got published. But it was 90 degrees out, and my hand smelt like boob sweat for a good half hour until I was able to go a scrub my hand clean.
Thanks, asshat
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Didn't see ya there!
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MercyRoseLiddell - 27/05/2016 19:13 - United States - Wayne
MercyRoseLiddell
More info - This actually happened a few weeks ago, so all I have left is a scar. Only 2 of my cat's claws caught my foot. The rest caught the bed. This incident happened at 4am. The cat in question is our super skittish semi-feral baby. We got him at 3 months old and completely feral. He's now 8 months and really sweet. He is my cat pretty much. He follows me up to bed and around the house and always wants cuddles when I wake up in the middle of the night. Yes it hurt, but I wasn't even mad. I've had worse. Both from our other cats and from him. In fact, my family and I laughed about it the next day because cats aren't usually so clumsy.
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Upfront - 06/04/2016 05:19 - United States - Denver
After posting this, I followed your suggestions and took it to the school. It turns out, it was two of my 'friends' who got a hold of my school pic, enlarged it, and made posters to put around. After some investigation, the school found them. You were right, the school was angry that they put my picture on display on school property without my permission. They got suspended for a week. Thank you guys for all your support and suggestions!