By One_Wheel_Wonder - 06/10/2016 15:36 - United Kingdom - London
The Top
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Family sticks together
By R we Hillbilliez? - 01/04/2021 00:30
New nickname just dropped
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Midland
By GimmeLaCoffee - 15/05/2014 13:03 - United Kingdom - London
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First off, yeah I was a bit pissed (cause, well, I was pretty excited..) but we do prank each other all the time so I'm laughing about it. Don't worry, I'll get my revenge! Also, its not because she is jealous/into me- like I said, we prank each other, and as for my roommate being in her underwear thats not unusual, we both do it and she is very free with her body. Personally I think its great she is so confident, which I respect (since it's made bloody hard for women these days). As for the lot of you who were like '**** her, she owes you' thats kinda sick. You don't 'owe' someone sex for anything, especially not a prank. However she really can't complain if I scare off her next date! Revenge prank ideas are welcome, I'm thinking chilli in her cereal for starters..
By sadgirlhours - 27/08/2019 02:01 - United States - Gulfport
It's not?
By 310 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By wondercat40 - 24/04/2014 21:19 - United States - Indianapolis
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He just stared blankly at me as I ran off, and that's definitely not a good sign of anything! I see him at my band classes, but I haven't spoken to him since. Thank you for the comments, a lot of them made me laugh. I don't know the where the Jesus drummer's band came from either, it was a local band that I forgot the name of. However, I think it was a Christian band. Oh, the irony.
The prequels were great, actually
By techiefIve - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By fuckingcool - 18/08/2016 21:19 - United States - Farmington
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I never claimed that I was "cool" for drinking and I wasn't bragging only telling my friends about a fun experience I had celebrating my sisters engagement. I had gotten into a 21 and up club and I only brought it up because they had been sharing similar experiences that they had. Hop off your high horse and don't shame me for drinking underaged when people in Europe start drinking by age 16 the latest, I was 18. I didn't drive, I didn't get sloppy or make out with any strangers. I just had a fun night of dancing and some drinks with my sisters and her friends. Arrest me!
Hey you!
By Noah - 16/08/2016 18:43 - United States - South Haven
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Cold shower
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By Bestbirthday - 12/07/2016 01:04 - United States - Bastrop
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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 16:16 - United States - Bell
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So good it's bad
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By soccerswim20 - 19/05/2016 00:46 - United States - Coatesville
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Yes, we did all get to retake the exam. Our principal called the College Board and told them what happened, and they said we could either skip the section in the now sealed book wait until the next testing date. We decided to wait and took a different version of the test. And the second time our school counselor proctored so there were no problems! So moral of the story, if something the test proctor is telling you seems wrong, SPEAK UP.
Wrench in the works
By bluskyz1979 - 17/05/2016 15:32 - United States - Cypress
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Those who can't do, teach... Right?
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By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 19:02 - United States - North Scituate
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OP here! I had insurance on the car, I did it over the phone the day before I collected the car so I was all legal to drive it. The guy who hit me had no insurance on his car, and was promptly taken away by the police who were called to the scene by a passing motorist. It was a head-on collision caused by the other driver, so I'm not at fault. My car is what my insurance call "a total loss" so it's beyond economical repair and wouldn't be safe to be back on the road anyway. My insurance company are going to deal with all the valuations and payouts (I can get a payout on the value of the car) but it's just such a shame as the car was super-low mileage, factory-spec, high-specification and in MINT condition. It was a car I'd always wanted but alas, it was not meant to be! No serious injuries to report, couple of cracked ribs from the impact/airbags and bruises but I was able to walk away from the accident, which is a plus. Not sure what affect this will have on my insurance premiums though, but time will tell.