NSFW and Intimacy: Kinda sus

Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 21:31 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, let's just say it's not always a good idea to storm into your mum's bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanied by yelps. What sounds like domestic violence might just be your mum and step-dad's foreplay. For Christ's sake, I need brain bleach. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2022 10:00

Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML

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By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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Noise complaint

By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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So good

By shelby124 - 15/08/2012 16:31 - United States - York

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML

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Gatekeeping

By My eyes and ears - 21/08/2022 00:00 - United States

Today, I have accidentally encountered my parents having "sexy time" four times in the past week. I'm an adult. My parents are in their fifties. Their bedroom door doesn't fully shut, so I always get an unpleasant glimpse when I walk past, occasionally punctuated by my mom's pleasured moaning. Kill me now. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By guh - 31/08/2016 15:54 - Malaysia - Subang Jaya

Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML

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By DisturbedMan - 15/01/2014 22:29 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML

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By gummy - 03/05/2019 16:00

Today, despite asking her to stop countless times, my stepmom still barges into my room explosively and without warning. I faint when startled. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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MzZombicidal 36

Sunday 26 October 2014 8:29

You should never EVER just walk right into your parents room. >.< The reason why you did it is sweet, though. You're a good son. :)

mcleod 17

Sunday 26 October 2014 8:28

Always knock!

Comments

moniqueee18 13

Sunday 26 October 2014 9:03

Well that blows ;)

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 26 October 2014 14:10

Booooo…

lil_ham1644 29

Sunday 26 October 2014 19:51

You don't know that

jeriaslovesyou 16

Sunday 26 October 2014 9:04

Two things, the door wasn't locked? And why didn't you knock? Either way this made me giggle xD

keiNan_fml 35

Sunday 26 October 2014 9:05

tell them to lock there door next time and don't forget to knock!!!!

tony1891 22

Sunday 26 October 2014 15:04

no more locked doors!!!

HarshD9619 34

Sunday 26 October 2014 9:07

You see that? Yeah, right there. That's a childhood getting ruined

nmw404 6

Sunday 26 October 2014 9:09

what are you...10? you should learn the sounds and respect the sound of privacy.

MzZombicidal 36

Sunday 26 October 2014 10:28

If OP doesn't have rougher sex, they won't know the sounds. Hell, maybe OP doesn't even actually HAVE sex. Also, he thought his mom was being beaten. That's reason enough to barge in.

mylifebitches666 18

Sunday 26 October 2014 9:22

don't lie, we all know you wanted to look.

MzZombicidal 36

Sunday 26 October 2014 10:26

Stop that.

SanyoBlackthorn 9

Sunday 26 October 2014 9:36

You're all idiots! Why are you scolding him for knocking the door?! He thought his mum was being beaten!

Tyrez 32

Sunday 26 October 2014 9:50

Well that sucks. Parents should try to be at least a little discreet when kids are home. Hopefully they will learn their lesson and turn it down a notch. I like going to r/eyebleach when I've seen something I regret.

SheepShoop_fml 20

Sunday 26 October 2014 10:37

I don't blame you. Nothing has enraged me more than seeing a loved one get physically hurt by their significant other. It is, however, fortunate that that wasn't the case. Sorry for your eyes, OP.