Poopoo peepee and Health: Impressive - FML

Impressive

By authorsubmit - 20/09/2026 18:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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By Sahil lilaramani - 15/10/2022 12:00

Today, I was doing squats in the gym. During a set, when I squatted deep down, some poop came the fuck out, like a rocket. It was so embarrassing, and luckily there were fewer people in the gym than usual. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2024 16:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took a huge shit halfway through my gym workout, one of them half-wet, messy, stuck in your butt hairs. Three rolls and an anus with the feeling of carpet burn later, I proceeded to the bench feeling strong. At the twelfth rep, I sharted, right in my brand new gray pants. FML

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By pipefitter28 - 27/12/2012 06:46 - Canada - Vernon

Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML

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By YuckyDuckyLucky - 03/06/2015 17:36 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML

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By Stevey - 17/07/2025 15:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I went to my gym and tried a new workout machine that had just been installed. I set the weight too high and ended up stuck halfway through a lift, making weird struggling noises. Most people around me stopped and stared as I awkwardly dropped the weights. FML

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By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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By wowimdumb - 30/01/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 04:24 - United States

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML

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tothenifty 1

Friday 4 May 2012 19:16

this is great

pinkcrayola 0

Friday 4 May 2012 19:17

Well if she's into that...

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loserman67 35

Friday 4 May 2012 19:42

OP: "Man that chick is hot, I bet if I lift something really heavy, she'll be impressed and want me." *Puts extra weight on the bar* OP: "GGRRRUNT, OH SHIT!" OP: "Excuse me, guys, can someone look around for my nuts? I have to go clean the shit out of my drawers." HOT GIRL: "What just happened to who?"

silentblack 0

Friday 4 May 2012 19:43

She came, you saw, you pooped. :)

ssenefeld 0

Friday 4 May 2012 19:44

well, I'm impressed

Sacrilegious666 6

Friday 4 May 2012 19:54

Next time when trying to impress a girl, make sure you've worn a diaper.

corleon198425 22

Friday 4 May 2012 19:54

Guess you wouldn't be going to that hat convention in July

janerose21 3

Friday 4 May 2012 19:59

love at for sight!!

duckiegirl21 10

Friday 4 May 2012 20:11

You went to the gym and lost some weight, that's something to be proud of. ;)

alycion 38

Friday 4 May 2012 20:12

Most girls know when a guy is over doing it to impress them. And most of them don't find it all that impressive. But we do live when it blows up. Or out in this case.

kzxvazure 0

Friday 4 May 2012 20:16

awk.

Michael_92 20

Friday 4 May 2012 21:30

like your face....oh ya that just happened.

failureusername 12

Friday 4 May 2012 22:09

#39 Are you speaking crow?

iloveursister 4

Friday 4 May 2012 20:18

after i read "i was at the gym tyring to impress a hot girl" i had a feeling that you would deserve it.

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