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Impressive

By authorsubmit - 20/09/2026 18:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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By Sahil lilaramani - 15/10/2022 12:00

Today, I was doing squats in the gym. During a set, when I squatted deep down, some poop came the fuck out, like a rocket. It was so embarrassing, and luckily there were fewer people in the gym than usual. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2024 16:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took a huge shit halfway through my gym workout, one of them half-wet, messy, stuck in your butt hairs. Three rolls and an anus with the feeling of carpet burn later, I proceeded to the bench feeling strong. At the twelfth rep, I sharted, right in my brand new gray pants. FML

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By pipefitter28 - 27/12/2012 06:46 - Canada - Vernon

Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML

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By YuckyDuckyLucky - 03/06/2015 17:36 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML

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By Stevey - 17/07/2025 15:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I went to my gym and tried a new workout machine that had just been installed. I set the weight too high and ended up stuck halfway through a lift, making weird struggling noises. Most people around me stopped and stared as I awkwardly dropped the weights. FML

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Strength test

By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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By wowimdumb - 30/01/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML

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Do you even lift, bro?

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 04:24 - United States

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML

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tothenifty 1

Friday 4 May 2012 19:16

this is great

pinkcrayola 0

Friday 4 May 2012 19:17

Well if she's into that...

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fadingfaith 4

Saturday 5 May 2012 7:16

I don't know why people try to impress others. It always ends up backfiring.

B3Y0ND 3

Saturday 5 May 2012 7:21

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

lolfood 24

Saturday 5 May 2012 7:26

... And got thumbed down for it.

luvscomplic8ed 6

Saturday 5 May 2012 7:32

Um... As far as I know girls ain't into that. Sorry hun. Maybe try to go with what you know is safe... (next time?)

penguin_princess 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 7:41

That is cray.. Jk that is really gross....

cmac86 23

Saturday 5 May 2012 8:29

I immediately favorited this.

xDollyLove 3

Saturday 5 May 2012 12:48

I saw the picture...I wish I didn't.

akdakine81 2

Saturday 5 May 2012 13:50

I bet you got her to notice ya tuff guy

kellandj2019 7

Saturday 5 May 2012 14:33

fail

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 5 May 2012 14:38

TIP: Guys can generally bench press a lot more than I can, so I wouldn't notice an extra 30 pounds. Try being more direct (and not ******** yourself).

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