Love, Pregnancy, Awkward, Cheating and Break-ups: A lot to take in

A lot to take in

By Anonymous - 19/09/2026 20:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I learned three things. 1.) My boyfriend has a side chick. 2.) He's leaving me for her because she's pregnant. 3.) They're moving into the apartment building across from mine, and my bedroom window faces theirs. FML

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DLBL 21

Saturday 19 September 2026 21:15

That sucks, but you can be relieved that YOU are not the pregnant one. You don't want a man who cheats like that.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 19 September 2026 23:30

Right? I can see those two falling apart in a matter of seconds.

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DLBL 21

Saturday 19 September 2026 21:15

That sucks, but you can be relieved that YOU are not the pregnant one. You don't want a man who cheats like that.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 19 September 2026 23:30

Right? I can see those two falling apart in a matter of seconds.

Vesi 29

Sunday 20 September 2026 21:44

If someone cheats WITH you, they will cheat ON you. That lady might not know she's a side chick, but she's in for a miserable time with him.

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