Lonely, Solitude and Love: You've got mail

You've got mail

By lonely - 15/07/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML

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By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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By insurgent - 03/05/2016 08:31 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML

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By fucked - 06/02/2015 08:06 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 06:40 - United States - Cary

Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML

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By Stalked - 29/04/2016 08:49 - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML

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By Duped - 27/11/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML

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By desperategurl - 21/08/2012 08:39 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googled "prison pen pals", and I'm considering writing to one. FML

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By Forever alone - 21/12/2020 17:02 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I was falling in love with the nostalgia of having handwritten love letters and flowers left on my windshield. Turns out my "secret admirer" was just a mean prank conjured up by my coworkers. They laughed. I cried, hard. FML

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By ollie - 26/09/2018 13:30

Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML

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Thursday 15 July 2010 12:18

that's not exactly gonna help you not be lonely...

jchansfan 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:24

Why on earth would you do that? I think you spend more time and energy looking for someone special, rather than looking for someone who will take money to write fake love notes... Like obviously finding someone can be hard, but you'll never get anywhere wasting your time and money on pretend love notes... =/

Comments

HeyMina 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 0:15

OMFG you can hire someone for that? someone give me a ******* phone book…

DaMak510 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 8:02

if your a pretty caucasion girl then il do it 4 free

helka_fml 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 8:39

if it helps your loneliness I say go for it. being lonely doesn't make you a bad person.

BeuclerJuliette 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 13:38

imagine being the only single one out of your friends and on ur b-day at ur house all they talk about is their bf's. my best friend who I rarely see didn't even talk to me at my party cuz she was to busy talking about guy solutions with my friends.

EvaMoon 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 19:56

That reminds me of 'Letters to Juliet'. At least you didn't eat loads of chocolate like most lonely women do and become unhealthy, or something. Good luck for the future OP xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

sammi13 0

Monday 19 July 2010 4:23

wow

beancoinc 0

Monday 19 July 2010 22:24

smile show some confidence in yourself, not only will you feel better & more sexy but we will pick up on it & that will make you more desirable & those naughty wanting letters won't be fake.

phishlips 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 22:25

**** me, I'd hire someone to send my gf some love letters or randomly buy flowers. But I would not hire someone to send myself some love letters, that seems like a waste of cash. Sign up to plentyoffish.com and get this sh!t rollin for freeeee!