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By lonely - 15/07/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
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sean616 3

that's not exactly gonna help you not be lonely...

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jchansfan 0

Why on earth would you do that? I think you spend more time and energy looking for someone special, rather than looking for someone who will take money to write fake love notes... Like obviously finding someone can be hard, but you'll never get anywhere wasting your time and money on pretend love notes... =/

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immazombeastxD 0

watagatapitisberry (WHAT!?) watagatapitisberry (WHAT!?) watagatapitisberry (EL QUE!?)

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hehehe6776 0

u shud try an online dating service or something ;)

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darkfufu 0

... That is probably NOT going to help you in any way, shape, or form. You should get a dog or something.

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pIkis13 0

I need a job. will you hire me??

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macerx 0

If ya dont like being single do sumit about it theres plenty of out there if ya look for it. Sending ya self love letters is degrading and pointless not sure how that makes you feel better.

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shaniqualee 2

Here's what you do, since I'm assuming it's also a ploy to get other people to pay attention to you. Have the person first write love letters, then threatening letters that say that he will kill you if you don't reply and then eventually have him follow you and leave dead animals on your door step. Later, have him break your windows and rummage through your house. Finally, run out of the house half naked with your saggy boobies flopping in the wind, screaming about how someone is trying to kill you. Also, don't shave down there so it's like all like omg, chewbacca escaped the zoo!

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