You people are twisted!

By pledonasm - 15/03/2015 16:11 - India - Thane

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML
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WCARlover 34

It's such a sad and messed up world when a father can't take his own child to a park without being accused of something so horrendous.

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Cwizer 17

Some people really need to mind their own business.

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Willibobs 33

Get an 'I'm a father not a paedophile' T-shirt printed?... That should fix that problem. You're welcome :P

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fuckercakes 21

Or you know, we can teach people that a father can be equally loving to a child as a mother...

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Willibobs 33

Or you know, we can take everything serious and never take the piss out of a situation...

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superspooky 13

This is FML where everyone takes everything way too seriously. pretty ironic considering this is supposed to be a funny and non-serious site.

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Cassandra2015 21

People are always so quick to make assumptions and judge . it's unfortunate that society is like that . On a good note, hope your day with your son was fantastic !

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Brandi_Faith 33

Unfortunately, the day didn't sound very "fantastic" to me. Poor guy, and poor kid!

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Cassandra2015 21

I'm pretty sure their day was fantastic despite their little incident, smart ass. Any parent will do their best to make sure their child is happy and do what they can to turn things around and have a positive outlook on things ..

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Cassandra2015 21

.... and by having a positive outlook on things, I am referring to anything in general not what occurred at the playground

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MzZombicidal 36

I really don't think #53 was trying to be a smart ass...

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dragonladiesfire 19

I grew up with a guardian father. no mother. and people always asked "does he do anything sexual to you or your brother"? I say no. they would say "because a man who gets guardianship of two kids has to be some kind of pedophile". I would just get angry. females can be pedophiles too but no one seems to ask them about it. I really hope that you are having a better day with your son OP :)

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lmfao789 11

That's what Micheal Jackson was wrongly accused of.. He was a great living legend !! But someone had greed for his money

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Smooth_Criminal 24

You shouldn't have down votes for this comment. It's 100% correct.

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bgorch01 11

The second he started bawling was a great moment to guilt trip the people. Protective father + crying child = you ****** up bad, and you need to apologize. If they don't, then they are complete assholes.

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Desi_D123 27

And then when you don't show up in your kid's life, they call you a douchebag dad.

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gordjess1 19

I really am sick of seeing stuff like this?! Yet if a random woman was sitting there watching they'd say nothing. Equal rights for both parents! Yes I am a woman but God I hate ones that are like that

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Jake42100 17

In no way at all is this a YDI,That really sucks OP

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hsbzjsnsos 12

I'm just wondering what the Hell you were doing

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abNormal62 23

There is a double standard in the perception of men and women when it comes to interactions with kids The real lesson here should be possessing a dick, doesn't automatically make you a dick!

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